To Carry Out A Threat

After much pondering and searching and Googleing, the Foam Cabinet has not yet returned. I know the Foam Cabinet cares for me and stuff, so I've decided to post scary images in case the Foam Cabinet happens to be stalking me.



Advance with caution! If you do not like guns or chains or dead things or Super Why, I highly advise you to look no further. Unless you are the Foam Cabinet.










I warned the audience, so if you get freaked out it's your fault, not mine.










Dear the Foam Cabinet.
My heart will cease beating if you do not return.

Why will I stop living? This is why. This is what will happen if you do not come back!

Without my life, this whole world (actually, only the blog) will rebel into Anarchy!

I know you don't want that. If you do, however, I will carve you into the burning flames you want to be, WITH MY BARE HANDS, like this eraser who misbehaved...

If you don't respond to my pleas, I will send THEM after you. All of them.

Don't worry. You shall return.

Very soon.

Sincerely,
Cale Josten






Thus ends the scary stuff. It was necessary, I assure you.








I am pretty certain that the Foam Cabinet will come back now. I will then tell you all what the heck the Foam Cabinet was doing absent in the first place. It had better be worth all this trauma!