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Attention citizens of the world:

There have been reports of severe earthquakes, fires, car accidents, and tsunamis. People all over the world are rebelling against everything imaginable. Suicide rates are skyrocketing. Anxiety is high; tension is building.

Additionally, family problems are everywhere. Divorce, death, adultery, fights, abuse, disowning, etc. Schools are providing little help to solve the problems of rising stress. The economy is turning it's cruel hand over on us.

Amidst all the chaos, a missing persons report has been filed last night. A teenager with the name Cale Josten went for a ride on her bike, and never came back home. The police searched everywhere in the city for her, and all they could find was her bicycle, helmet, and clothes on the side of a street, not too far from her house.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of Cale Josten, please contact her parents.

If you do not know who Cale Josten is, you need not worry.

There is hope in this seemingly hopeless world.

Thank you.

-Anonymous