Cliffhanger!

Yep. Told you I'd reveal the cliffhanger.

Life's nothing short of a big adventure. Remember that cliffhanger I was telling you about? Well, I'll reveal a little bit of it today.

Why did I not reveal any of it yesterday?

Because when I opened the Foam Cabinet yesterday, I found absolutely nothing. I didn't post anything because yesterday, I was a little disappointed at the finding of nothing, and had nothing interesting to say.

But today, I opened the Foam Cabinet and found...







































Absolutely nothing!






Yeah, I got a little confused. The Foam Cabinet doesn't usually do this to me; The Foam Cabinet doesn't usually reveal the same thing twice in a row, especially if the Foam Cabinet is revealing nothing at all.


This can only mean one thing: I'm living in bliss.


I mean, I just got a brand-spankin' new Brick of Wonder (cell phone)! I'm eating pasta! I've got nothing to do all day, leaving me the freedom of doing just about anything I want.

Now, sometimes bliss can be bad. Like...


If you're running away from a herd of starving carnivorous porcupines, having a moment of bliss may slow you down enough to be ripped and punctured to shreds.


Bliss can also be good, especially if you've had a particularly stress-filled day. You can use your bliss to do something productive like...

- Reading the Bible.

- Whittling a giraffe out of bamboo.

- Eating chocolate.

(If you're feeling especially talented, you can do all these things at once!)


By the way, this did not reveal any part of the cliffhanger. Sorry. ^.^

These are a few of my favorite... FOODS!

The Foam Cabinet has been good to me all week long.


For one, the Foam Cabinet gave me food in abundance.


Food like...



Goldfish Crackers. 

Regular and flavor blasted.




Turkey Pot Pie. (My future husband must know that I would probably kiss him more if he tasted like turkey pot pie. Yes, it's that good. XD)


 


Oatmeal. With Brown Sugar. And Peaches.








Egg Toast. (Egg mostly runny, toast mostly buttered, and everything mostly salted.)







Angel-Food Cake. (Delectable in every way. And I could eat TWO of them whole.)















Milk. (Best drink. Ever.) 




Root Beer! (Yes, it is worthy of an exclamation point, because it is the only soda I can successfully chug/gulp/etc.)






Cheerios. With sliced BANANA.



Salmon. (I especially enjoy slurping up the skin and eating the bones. It may seem gross to most, but that only means MORE FOR ME!!)






Watermelon. (And all its succulent goodness.)



And, last... but not least...



Chocolate. (Milk chocolate is the best.)




I'll eat pretty much anything, trust me. But these are most certainly my most favorites.

It has been an amazing week. Food is only a small part of what makes life so very interesting and enjoyable.

"SO WHAT ELSE IS ENJOYABLE IN LIFE?!", you may ask.

Well, I'm glad you asked!

My answer is in some of my previous posts, and some of my future posts. (This is a cliffhanger. Secretly, I'm a paranoid advertiser of... something. And I desperately want to be acknowledged. *begging, pleading, and all that junk*).

I hope I've made the world hungry, because I know my mouth is watering like a leaky faucet.

It's time to EAT!!